E2

Episode 2:

Ricardo and Cerina were at McDonalds discussing what to do next?

Ric- So, you said you've been here since 4 days, where have you been staying meanwhile? I mean where do you sleep?

Cerina- Hospital!

Ric- Hospital?

Cerina- Oh that's simple, I go to hospital. Find a guy who's in comma, and claim to be his wife. They let me stay there whole night. Next morning, new Hospital.

Ricardo- Impressive, is just not the word enough to describe.

Cerina- Thanks! What next?

Ricardo- I've got Newspaper, let's see.

Cerina- How about this one, in Brooklyn?

Ricardo- Brooklyn Heights? it's for 4 grands. This is not your Bum..Bump.. bom..

Cerina- Bombay?

Ric- Yeah it's not your bump, I'm afraid, That we'll bargain to $100.

Cerina- According to a survey, Bombay has costlier places than NYC!

Ricardo- Still, we can't afford this house I guess. Let's find one with single bedroom

Cerina- Yeah! So that you can hit on me?

Ricardo- What? NO!! No.. Phlem Phlem... why do you even think so? No way... I-I would just hump once!

Cerina- Pepper! Pepper in my purse, whose getting jerked?

Ricardo- I'm allergic to pepper!

Cerina- Cherry on cake!

Ricardo- Hey! this one's good, it's in Brooklyn. 1 grand for rent/month. 2 bedroom. Seems good.. Oh, wait. I guess not this one.

Cerina- Why-Why not?

Ricardo- It's only got one Bathroom.

Cerina- Ohhhh!! Let's find anything else then?

Ricardo- Hey, here's one. Apartment in Manhattan, 2 grands. 2 Bedroom, 3 Bathrooms, 1 kitchen, 1 Living Room. Oh and the best part, it's near to Madison square Garden.

Cerina- What's good about it? We'll never get to sleep.

Ricardo- Who wants to sleep, anyway.

Cerina- Oh Pepper!!!

Ricardo- I was talking about Wii or Xbox.

Cerina- You have any?

Ricardo- We'll buy one!

Cerina- We still need 500 grands to get this apartment. What about that?

Ricardo- We'll earn them. (With a strange smile)

Cerina- Okay, I'm telling you.. I'm not going to be a stripper.

Ricardo- Oh... Why not?

Cerina- Why don't you become a stripper.

Ricardo- Let's check the Job page instead, he he he.

Ricardo got a Job of Usher at a Multiplex, and Cerina got Job at the Pop Corn counter at the same place, but 1 floor above.

They goes to the Apt.

Apt. Owner (ApO)- So, is it good enough?

Cerina- This one's exactly like Monica and Rachel's apartment like in FRIENDS

ApO- That was my favorite show, I change the interior that way!

Cerina- We're renting it.

ApO- So, did your Husband like it?

Ricardo- No, we're not married!

ApO- Really? Then I'll have to refuse you, I'm afraid. My wife is quite, call it old fashion, she won't allow Live in People! I'm sorry.

Cerina- Oh-Oh he's having temporary Amnesia, he forgets things, sometimes he forgets he's a boy! then I've to pull down the zipper and show him. Nasty job!

Ricardo- WHAT??

ApO- Oh! I'm sorry. Mrs?

Cerina- HardBanger!

Ricardo- HARD WHAT??

Cerina- Why don't you go warm up the bed honey?

Ricardo- Huh??

ApO- I guess he's forgetting it again.

Cerina- Yeah! right. Well here's our information. I'm afraid, our marriage certificate is Memphis, with his mom.

ApO- Oh no no! this much is enough. University student, Married and helping your temporarily Amnesia having Husband.. I salute your Love.

Ricardo- Oh, Yeah. Even me!

Cerina- Okay, here's $2000. Hope that's fine.

ApO- Oh, I'll just take 1500!

Cerina- That's so Nice of you, Mr.??

ApO- Mr. Saxton!

Ricardo- SexTon! Hmmm..

Cerina- Well, We'll move in this eve. Thank you so much Mr. Saxton!

ApO- You're Welcome, Mrs. Hard.. Banger!

He leaves

Ricardo- HARD BANGER?? AMNESIA?? NOT A BOY?? ZIPPER DOWN??

Cerina- That's Reward for even thinking I'll go be a stripper. Let's Go Shopping.

Ricardo- Or we rather go "Warm up the bed, Mrs. HARDBANGER"

Cerina- Sure. There's an Iron in my suitcase, go warm my bedsheets.

Ricardo- Why did you brought an Iron in Airplane?

Cerina- It-It was my Birthday present when I was 15, I love it.

Ricardo- You're Impossible!

E1

Episode 1:

Ricardo was the only idiot running in the hallway of Camvard. One of the most famous college in the big apple. Ricardo rushes in Principal's office, gave his interview, got admission too. But, no place to live as he was a month late.

Ric: Not a single place?

Prin: sorry my boy, you're late, stay at a relative's place.

Ricardo: Hello?? I come from Memphis, Tennesi. I don't know nobody in this city, except for Justin Timberlake.

Prin: He doesn't live here I guess, take it or leave it, freshman.

Ric: I'm so taking it.

Prin: Oh and, you're not alone 'Dormless'

Ricardo gets out, disappointed like a cat fooled by kids. He saw this girl crying hard. No one else was caring about her, many were playing LightSaber on iPhone or Doing make up, but no look at this poor girl. She looked great, so Ricardo went to him and asked her why was she crying.

Ricardo: Hey, what's up, good looking?? Wat's your name?

Rain forest: That's Cerina Khan.. Uauauaua..

Ricardo: My name is khan and I'm not a terrorist, hehehehehahaha

Cerina: ofcourse, I'm not, Jarhead. I'm poor girl who'll now have to be wife of a stranger and mom of kids that'll annoy the hell outta me. And and those stupid relatves and aunts and damn.. I'm screwed.. Uauauaua

Ricardo- What? They're trading you with trolls so that they can increase their popullation and dominate humans..??? WTF... Humanity is at a Jeopardy.

Cerina- *Stops crying* You're pure american right??

Ricardo- that's so stereotypism of you..

Cerina-What else do I say then?? Uauaua

Ricardo- okay tell me the whole thing..

Cerina- Okay, I'm from India and a Muslim, I'm not even supposed to be here. My parents wants me to get married, But, I wanna study and become a scientist. I managed to get a $500, come to NYC and here I am, no rooms left, I get the admission, but no room.

Ricardo- Wat about the trolls then?

Cerina- Trolls are the strangers my parents want me to marry to.

Ricardo- how inhuman. Your parents sucks.

Cerina- just bugg off.

Ricardo- okay, listen, I've same problem. We can figure somethung out.

Cerina- like what? It's big apple.

Ricardo- dunno, give me some space, i'll cry with you.

Cerina- what's your name, dude!?

Ricardo- Ricardo!

Cerina- Kaka??

Ricardo- yeah Kaka.

Cerina- yeah and I'm Williams, Serina Williams.

Ricardo- no, my ancestors were Brazilians.

Cerina- that's coool.

Ricardo- I've an Idea..

Cerina- What?

Ricardo- we can move in together.

Cerina- You're disgusting.

Ricardo- no no! I mean we can rent an apartment. You have 500 bucks, I have 1000, we can rent an appartment easily.

Cerina- Living with a man? My parents might kill me.

Ricardo- I believe in trolls, wherelse will you be more safer?

Cerina- but.. Umm.. But.. Oh yeh.. No.. But... Argh, fine you win. But seperate rooms and don't you hit on me or i'll break you.

Ricardo- Police will arrest you, immigrant.

Cerina- I'm a Camvard student, I've have visa.

Ricardo- you win.

They both went to eat something.

Cerina- where you from?

Ricardo- Memphis.

Cerina- You know Justin Timberlake??

Ricardo- shut up, cuz I know Miley Cyrus too.

Cerina- Sorry. Your parents must have faith in you.

Ricardo- dad wanted me to plough his farms, and mom.. She thinks it'll be great If I be stripper at her frnxxx bar. Bar for 40+ women. So that she can get free booze

Cerina- Gross, then wat about the money?

Ricardo- I stole 'em.

Cerina- Hello, American Gangster, I'm the Indian Mugger.

Ricardo- Oh you'll make me sandwiches right?

Cerina- get a girlfriend looser.

Introduction

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Story of few people, but it rotates around two characters, Ricardo and Cerina(Pron. S-reena). I would like to stress, it's a lovestory too, and I don't wanna hurt anyone so never mind the relegious part in the story.

Ulike the previous one, this one won't be having fancy fonts etc, as i'll have write from mobile, Still, I'll try my best. No need to correct my grammer, it sucks